Picture it: azure waters, cloudless sky, the sun blazing above... and handfuls of Great White sharks circling your boat, which is rocking so heartily that you fear you may become part of the chum they're feeding on. This was how my South Australian shark diving adventure began... but it almost finished before it could start.

Let it be known that I'm a 32 year-old woman with a solid career, in-the-flesh friends, wonderful family and a thriving social life. I feel it necessary to explain this to you because of what I'm about to follow it up with: I adore the Disneyland Resort. I don't just love it, I crave it the way most people...